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Funny Quotes
Facebook: The only place I can write on walls, poke people, own a potfarm, put a hit out on a friend, & talk about myself all day & no one bats an eyelash!
Please talk to my face, my breasts can't hear you...
Just like a diamond the more I'm cut, sliced, and hurt the more I shine.
In a nudest colony, where do men put their wallets? I'm just sayin'.
Facebook is a polite way of being nosey...
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been around for years: they call it 'cash.'
Wonders why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" No one ever replies, "A BOAT."
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition!
I just realized men are like goldfish, they look at you when you're talking but don't listen to a damn word you're saying.
Men are like disposable lighters... when the one you have stops lighting your fire, there are a million more waiting to do it.
I've always wanted to put a one way sign on a dead end road, then sit and watch what people do.
Wonders if anyone else has noticed that facebook is the only place it is socially acceptable to write on walls.
Thinking of stalking my stalker just to shake things up a bit.
What has 90 balls and screws little old ladies?........... Bingo.
I have watched CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Lie To Me, Criminal Minds and Unusual Suspects. I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip and not leave forensic evidence.
Here's some advice: Go to Home Depot, get yourself some nails, wood and a hammer, then build yourself a bridge and GET OVER IT!
Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life.
Orange face, stuffed bra, hooker make-up... Well aren't you gorgeous. :)
My dream job would be driving the KARMA BUS!
Going to Walmart and getting 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Marriage is cheap... divorce is expensive... freedom... is priceless!
( o )( o ) - Oh what a nice pair of frog eyes! What were you thinking of?
I love how people think they are hot shit on a silver platter, but they are nothing but a cold turd on a paper plate!
What goes in your mouth long, hard, sticky, and pink and comes out soft, squishy, white, and slobbery? Bubble gum :)
Of course women don't work as hard as men, THEY GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
Wonder why it's called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard...
Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes outta their mouth is shit.
Life is all bout ass... you're either kissing it, behaving like it, covering it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it.
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hey, welcome to charmroyal.com. my name is melissa. this site has been around since 2007 and recently has lost it's general
popularity. i'm hoping to bring it back with new ideas & content. the site is moving away from graphics & layouts content, because
everyone uses facebook anyways, right? hope to see you come back. :)